Did I Miss Something?

Yesterday, Mom and I went to Nordstrom Rack and other places like that to find some bargains. We did get a couple of things, but I had the most fun in the shoe department. 
I must ask you: Did I miss the Spice Girls reunion? Was there a fashion line released? A ton of shoes looked SO Spice Girls it was out of control. Have a smile at these fantastic shoes.

I actually liked these but only in theory. 

This one wasn't that bad.

This one was. 

I'm almost sure Baby Spice wore these exact shoes. 

These are more Sporty Spice. 

Very Posh Spice. 

Scary Spice? These shoes looked so strange, it's a clog and a peep toe platform? Too much. 

Urgh I cut off the peep toe but these are Ginger Spice. 

Finally, a knee length dress with 3/4 sleeves made entirely of this material. 

Things I did not get a photo of:
Picture an oatmeal colored, small knit sweater. Now picture it with a draw string and pouch for your hands. Now turn it into full length pants. 

And now, picture a red and gray drug rug (those South American sweatshirts that I don't know what else to call) with a pouch for your hands. Then turn that sweater into a miniskirt as long as my hand and I have small hands (5 inches?)

I thought you would appreciate the knowledge that these things exist in the world.